The acronym is deliberate. The puns are unavoidable. The work, however, is real — cold outreach, AI receptionists, quote chasing, missed-call recovery, review hustling. Built, hosted, and run for you. So your business gets bigger while you do less.
Each one's a complete system — built, hosted, monitored. Run them solo or stack the lot. The more you stack, the firmer it gets.
Personalised cold email + LinkedIn at scale
We pull, we tease, we land replies. Lead lists from Apollo or yours, enriched with Companies House, hooks written by Claude in your voice, sent from a warmed domain. Replies drop into your inbox. Calls drop into your calendar. Bookings drop into your bank.
Picks up calls when you can't
Customers call. AaaS picks up. Friendly UK voice, takes the job, books the slot, texts you a summary. Missed-call rate drops to zero, your evenings stop being "did I miss someone?". Available 24/7. Doesn't get tired. Doesn't ask for a raise.
Quotes that send + chase themselves
You said you'd send a quote. AaaS already did. Punter requests a price, AI writes one in your tone, fires it over, follows up at day 3, day 7, day 14. Stops the moment they reply. No more "did I forget to send that quote?" at 11pm in bed.
Squeezes 5★ Google reviews from happy clients
Job done → text fires → review served. Happy customers head to Google before they forget. Unhappy ones get routed to a private form, so they vent to you instead of trashing your stars. Local rankings climb. Your AaaS rises with them.
No-touch scheduling with deposits
Customer slides into your calendar. You don't lift a finger. Picks a slot, gets confirmation, gets a reminder, gets directions. Reschedules without asking you. Deposit taken via Stripe up front. WhatsApp tag is over.
Weekly digest that means something
Every Monday, a one-pager that knows you. Pulls from your CRM, calendar, ads, bank feed. Tells you what's working, what isn't, where the money went, where the leak is. The only spreadsheet rummage you'll ever do is "where did I save this email?"
Fixed setup fee + monthly run cost. No retainers, no scope creep, no "from £X" weasel pricing. Pick the size you can take.
Not sure which size your business can handle? Email us — we'll measure.
No 6-week discovery phase. No 40-page Notion docs. We build, you watch it work, you tweak.
Email us what's eating your week. Missed calls? Quote chasing? Cold outreach? We reply with what we'd build, what it'll cost, and how long. No "discovery call" theatre.
50% upfront, then we get to work on it. Built end-to-end on our infra, plugged into your tools. Real-time progress on a shared dashboard so you see it taking shape.
Live walkthrough. We run it on your real data. You poke it, we tighten it. Keys, accounts, scripts — all handed over. You own the AaaS, full and final.
It runs. We host, monitor, patch when APIs change. Monthly report lands. Pause, change, expand whenever you fancy. Month-to-month. No ring on the finger.
Honest reviews from honest businesses. Names anonymised because, well, you understand.
First two weeks they booked us 11 jobs we'd have missed. Paid for itself before the end of the month. Stop reading and email them.
I used to spend Sunday nights chasing quotes. The AaaS does it for me now. Sundays are mine again. My wife thinks I'm lying about how it works.
Was sceptical of the name. Got over it when the AI receptionist booked three jobs while I was on a ladder. Brickweb actually deliver.
Most common ones below. Anything else, slide into hi@brickweb.studio.
Tell us what's eating your week. We'll reply within 24 hours with what we'd build, how long it'll take, and what it'll cost. No discovery calls. No proposals you'll never read.
By emailing us you agree we'll probably make at least one AaaS joke per reply. We'll try to keep it to one.